The Misadventures of a Total Stranger

I am Aleph Zer0, mild-mannered wage slave by day, criminal mastermind by night. I come to this little point in cyberspace for one purpose, which I uphold the right not to reveal to the general public (and not because I haven't thought of one yet). Dictated by my mathematical equivalent I am the smallest infinite integer. In Hebrew I represent the unity of heaven and earth. I also enjoy figure skating. I just happen to consider it a prime example of athleticism. The Winter Olypmics would simply not be the same without it...I digress.

I was not born, I have existed since the beginning of time. But as for my physical embodiment, that is a whole other story. My alter ego is a human being, born someplace on the planet known as Earth. My alter ego was raised by a nuclear family (one father, one mother) and is currently in college. And by the way, my alter ego sees things differently from other people, and prefers to be treated respectfully (as if anybody would ever want to be treated with disdain). My alter ego, not mine, operates this journal on my behalf. Of all my previous incarnations, this alter ego (who bears the characteristics presented in my posts) is the first to discover online communities, making it easier for me to express my bizarre and often unwelcome opinions. I find that a much more viable alternative to handing out leaflets at the bus station. If you have anything to say, please let me know about it on this digital journal, and I will accept it, especially when you consider that I can more easily manage insults when they are submitted via a machine rather than to my face.